I sometimes wish I could speak to my customers – really get
to know them. I am sure they must lead such interesting lives?
Oh how I would dearly love to know the following:
- What is the significance, to the mistress madam, of the
white linen decorative bows on her fabulous, black leather shoes?
- Did she choose the shoes herself, or were they a gift from
her, no doubt handsome and manly, boyfriend?
- Similarly with her truly wonderful socks – was she conscious of the patterns
in the stitching when she bought (or her manly boyfriend bought for her) her
black socks?
- Are her socks comfortable inside her shoes?
- How long has she been wearing them, and are they seeped in
her precious foot-DNA and her sweat?
- What does she do for a living?
- Does she believe in whipping slaves like me?
But sadly, nobody wants to converse with an elderly, public
shoelick like me – except to bark down their haughty orders at me. I am good only
for lickshining their shoes. So it is better that I just silently focus on my
customers’ SHOES and SOCKS and fulfil their commands!
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The superb customer-mistress has simply ordered me to shine her shoes - with my tongue! |
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She is not interested in otherwise conversing with me |
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Though I would dearly love to know more about her SHOES... |
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...and her SOCKS |
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I am sure they must lead such interesting lives? |
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Oh well, if I can't ask, I can at least conjecture... |
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...silently and to myself |
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I wonder what she has planned for her SHOES and SOCKS after she has finished with me? |
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A meeting with her boyfriend, perhaps? |
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He must be a truly magnificent man to have 'pulled' a bright and beautiful young woman such as this? |
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Unlike him, I am fit only to lick her SHOES! |
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At least I get to taste where she has been - the dirt she has been walking in! |