Doing The Rounds
I am an office shoelick. My job is to tongue-shine all the lovely boots and shoes of the office ladies – usually whilst they are still wearing them. Every morning I must ‘do my rounds’, and crawl on my hands and knees from room to room, desk to desk, in order to offer up my tongue in humble service to the ladies’ superior footwear. I am currently entering the room containing the junior, female staff. There are five girls working in it – all young and pretty, their ages ranging from 18 to 25. Being young and haughty they, naturally, take great delight in availing themselves of my servile, shoelicking services, especially since I am twice the age of even the eldest girl in the room, which makes my humiliation at their feet all the more exciting for them. As it does for me. It is a very grade-ist office, and I must follow a strict protocol as to which office-lady’s feet and footwear I service first – beginning with the most senior young lady in the office, 25 year old miss Hayley, the off