Patheticus Minimus 3D

They call themselves ‘The Unicorn Girls’, and they’re a bit rough! Artistic, though – for they have painted an impressive mural of their unicorn mascot onto the wall of the back alleyway, which means they have marked it out as their territory; their girlgang HQ, if you will. They’ve even christened their corner of the alleyway ‘Uni-corner’, not that any of them have ever been to Uni! And their territory even came with a public humble head attached – a humble head whom they now regard as their very own personal property.  Haha! See how the clever and talented, young women have even depicted their beloved unicorn mascot as trampling the male humble head under its feminine hooves – a fitting symbol of the unicorn girls’ ‘ownership’ of the public footslave! Yes, this public slave really is at the unicorn girls’ female mercy, and in particular he is at the mercy of their boots, sneakers and socks, given his lowly position in life. The authorities certainly aren’t going to come to his rescu

Here we see how a Righteous mistress has just emptied a pail of cold, kitchen slops - mostly consisting of rotten cabbage and congealed gravy - all over her homestead footslave’s humble head. Her pigs had already turned their snouts up at the slops, so why waste them? Haha! Indeed, it wouldn’t surprise me if the humble head was grateful for the slops since, unlike the homestead pigs, he hasn’t eaten all day!

To be clear – the role of a household front-porch footslave (or ‘household feetgreeter’ as they are known in the vernacular) is not to be a household feetwipe; nor is it even to lick clean his betters’ dirty feet. There are other slaves to perform such degrading tasks. No, the role of a front-porch footslave is merely to kiss-greet the feet of his betters as they enter their home (or if they are guests in his owner’s home). It’s all about making the superior, free being feel welcomed and respected.  Traditionally, nobody ever speaks to a household feetgreeter. They are regarded as mere objects – pieces of household furniture. They must do all their talking through the self-demeaning act of kissing feet. No wonder they are amongst the most despised of feetslaves! The Law also states that they must ‘have regard for’ and ‘be mindful of’ their betters’ socks. This means that a household-feetgreeter must respect and admire the socks of the person whose feet he is kissing. Here you see one