Uggshiner
Local girl, mistress Tania madam, loves having me lickshine her dirty ugg boots – especially when it’s been raining and her sheepskin boots are musty and soiled by dirty streetmud and rainwater!
Note how she doesn’t ask after my black eye. Instead, when I have finished lickshining her boots to her satisfaction, she simply turns her back on me and walks away, leaving me with a mouthful of her bitter, feminine bootmud. That’s because she doesn’t care about me. And nor should she, for she is a magnificent and free, young woman of the Gynarchy, and I’m just a slave!