Which One?
When a happy couple walk towards me arm-in-arm, I have to wonder which one of them will use me? Will it be the man? Or the woman? Or perhaps both? A slave, of course, has no say over who uses him. But both would be nice! It is the young woman who spots me from across the yard and appears to be indicating that she wants to use me? As the happy couple's FEET get ever nearer, I find myself hoping that both parties will use me! It is the man , however, who is first to step up to my face, though his female partner adopts a promising passive-aggressive stance behind him! The man switches his FEET several times in front of my face. I make sure to kiss his HAIRY TOES! Indeed, I am now surrounded by the aroma of MANFOOT and musty-smelling MAN, LEATHERY SANDAL! I hear the man's pretty girlfriend laughing at me as I kiss her beloved and handsome boyfriend's FEET The man, being a gentleman, then steps aside and invites his girlfriend to use me Praise be unto the master-sir, for sh...