Where I'd Rather Be
The magnificent and handsome master-sir may be the one enjoying all his beautiful girlfriend’s love and attention, but I, the ugly old slave at her feet, get a close-up and personal view of her fabulous, white SOCKTOPS as I dutifully lickshine her black leather BOOTS. I know where I’d rather be! The handsome, happy couple embrace above me They only have eyes for each other They are in love Meanwhile, I know my humble place And it's staring up at the customer-mistress's SOCKTOPS as I lickshine her BOOTS I am in love with her SOCKS With every fibre of their being! Of course, in my case, it is an unrequited love And rightly so, for I am not fit to go out with her SOCKS I am too far beneath them - both literally and morally! But I can dream ! And right now, I wouldn't wish to be anyplace else!