Starting The Day As I Mean To Go On
My first customer of the day (if we don't count my regular wake-up call from jogger Ms Mukta madam) is a beautiful, but haughty, young woman with very fixed ideas as to how I should behave at her feet. She stops in front of me: 'You're gonna kiss my feet, boy!' The term 'boy ' might seem somewhat incongruous, given that I am in my mid sixties and she looks to be in her early twenties. But, of course, she is referencing my slavish impotence and the fact that I am not a proper man, but a mere kisser of feet! I seek to assure her that that is indeed precisely what I'm her for - to kiss her feet and worship her: 'Oh pray, mistress madam, if it pleases you mistress madam, this slave would indeed be honoured to kiss your feet, miss, on account of you're being better than him and a beautiful goddess, madam, please don't have me beaten miss?' She sullenly shoves her right, sneakered foot out towards my face: 'Make sure you look at my SOCK while y...