The Birth of The Gynarchy
In the beginning there was dirt, and the dirt was male. And the goddess looked down upon the male dirt, and she saw that it was bad. And the goddess said: ‘Let there be good. Let there be female, that the male dirt may be crushed underfoot!’ And thus the goddess created woman, and she saw that it was good. And the goddess said: ‘Let woman have dominion over the dirt. Let the male crawl and slither on its belly beneath the feet of womankind!’ And so it was. And woman rested her feet on the male dirt, and she saw that it was good. And the male dirt saw that it was good, and worshipped the female foot. And thus was born The Gynarchy.