Being a communal, male footslave in an office full of superior females means a lot more than just constant, hard work (my personal, default position is to be down on my hands and knees, scrubbing the office floors where the ladies walk, with my tiny and inadequate, male scrubbing brush – anything up to 18 hours a day); it also means: Submitting to constant interruptions from one’s female betters, as they require one to stop scrubbing the dirty floor, and to start kissing, or lickshining, their dirty office boots or shoes It means doing so with good grace and an air of willingness and submissiveness (however much one may be feeling under the weather, or just fed up with the taste of dirty, feminine shoeleather) It means making the office lady feel special as one tongue-attends to her footwear – as if she were the only footmistress in the entire office It means respecting and admiring her choice of footwear – even if it is not really to one’s individual, footslavish taste (I, for ...