1. Move, slave! Work! 2. Footoire Footwasher I work in a specialist footoire; my humble job is to remove the shoes and socks of my customer masters and mistresses, and wash their dirty, sweaty feet. Here you see a typical customer-mistress entering my booth, and ordering me to wash her sweaty feet: As you can see, the mistress is very beautiful, sand is wearing heavy, beige brown, scuffmarked workboots with reinforced toes, and thick, black cotton bootsocks. I humbly invite the fat customer-mistress to sit down, and then proceed to remove her heavy boots and sweaty socks from her beautiful, feminine feet, before placing her bare feet in the footwash-bowl and beginning my humble task: Whilst I am performing her feet-ablutions the haughty customer-mistress stares nonchalantly into space. That’s because she, quite rightly, despises me – her humble, public footwasher: On completion of my humble task, after I have dried her feet and gently re-socked and re-bo...