For My Benefit
‘This our local humble head. He a slave. You use him kiss your feet!’
Ms Wei Ying madam is showing her visiting niece from China around her Gynarchy apartment block and is pointing out, in particular, one of the local amenities!
‘Haha! He kiss my foot, auntie. His face close to my sock! He a slave!’
‘Hehe! That right – he please you, or get many lash! He a nothing and a nobody. Hehe!’
I presume these two Chinese ladies are speaking in broken English for my benefit, so that I might understand their oriental mockery of me. I am grateful to them, because I do not speak Chinese. I'm stupid!