Blinkered Vision
The municipal authorities have now installed two large concrete blocks as 'blinkers' on either side of my humble head - 'to prevent me from becoming distracted by my surroundings and to ensure that I remain completely and utterly focussed on the foot in front of me'.
It works! I closely observe every nook and cranny in my superb customer's boot and sock as I diligently and non-lasciviously lickshine her dirty, street-soiled footwear!
It works! I closely observe every nook and cranny in my superb customer's boot and sock as I diligently and non-lasciviously lickshine her dirty, street-soiled footwear!