The mighty master-sir has some words of advice for me whilst his beloved wife is utilising the public restroom facility inside: 'Slave, after my wife has finished relieving herself, you will praise and bless her whilst you are kissing her feet, and you will beg her for permission to nose her socks so that you can smooth out any creases in them. You will serve my wife and her socks. Do I make myself clear, pathetic slave?' 'Yes master sir. I will be a good public humble-head for your wife, sir. Please don't beat me, sir!' As soon as the man's lovely wife emerges, I lavish her sneakers with respectful kisses and follow the manly master-sir's instructions to the letter: 'Oh pray mistress-madam, if it pleases you pretty mistress-madam, God bless you mistress! Truly you are a magnificent young woman, mistress, and the master-sir is most fortunate to be your consort, madam. Oh pray, mistress, begging your pardon miss, might this humble-head slave nose your so...
