Rise & Lickshine
'Wakey! Wakey! Slavey-boy! Time to rise and lickshine!'
It's actually quite a gentle awakening, for this bright and early young woman on her way into work would be quite within her rights to rudely awaken me by kicking me hard in the face! Instead she awakens me from my slumbers with a gentle shove to the side of my face with the sole of her brown leather shoe.
It's also nice to have to lickshine, rather than just kiss-respect, my first footwear of the day - a taster of things to come, I hope! And to top it all, her socks are fantastic - superb rows of stitching following the curve of her shapely ankles.
Yes, all in all it is a pretty gentle awakening compared to the usual experiences of a public humble-head like me!