'DIRT, COME HERE!' The motel guests often refer to me as 'dirt', because that's all I am - a dirty, motel-room footslave. The irony is, of course, that I must spend most of my time cleaning the dirt from the esteemed guests' shoes, boots, socks and feet! 'Clean my boot, dirt!' 'Yes, mistress madam. At once, mistress madam!' I set about tasting where this guest-mistress has been walking By licking the sole of her boot Simultaneously I admire her sock She continues to casually smoke her cigarette above me Technically, smoking in the motel rooms is forbidden But I'm not going to be the one to summon up the courage to tell her! It's not my place to do so. I'm just a dirty slave! My place is to lickshine her boots And admire her socks!