Right To Mock And Use
A happy couple spot me on the street and decide to stop and mock me – as is their perfect right! ‘Haha, look – a slave! We mock him?’ I overhear the man saying. ‘Haha, yes. He a moron. We make him worship feet!’ , replies his pretty girlfriend. ‘Haha, how you like it, slave – kiss people feet; lick people shoe; look at people sock? You like being slave?’ asks the man, incredulously. I must dignify the sharp-witted man’s mocking question with a suitably respectful and slavish response. It’s the Law: ‘Oh pray master sir, if it pleases you master sir, this slave indeed recognises that he is in his rightful place at the feet of his betters, master sir, if you would be so kind and understanding to an humble slave at your own feet, master sir and mistress madam?’ The couple laugh out loud at my obsequious response, causing their socks to crease up with laughter also directly next to my humble head! The master-sir then holds his right, sneakered and socked foot up even closer t...