A Righteous Couple At The Pillory
A Righteous couple visit a prisoner-slave in the public pillory: ‘Feelest thou the wrath of my husband’s WHIP, slave? Haha, I’ll wager thou sensest a goodly amount of STING in thy back?’ ‘Oh pray, Righteous mistress madam, if it pleaseth thee Righteous mistress madam, thine husband’s WHIP doth indeed sting most mightily on my back, mistress, begging thy pardon and forgiveness, Righteous mistress madam?’ ‘Haha, focus thou on my boot and sock, slave. Perchance they shall distract thy brain from the incessant pain of my husband’s WHIP?’ ‘Oh pray, Righteous mistress, thank thee kindly, Righteous mistress, though this slave fully deserveth his suffering madam, on account of his displeasing of the Righteous master-sir, madam, if thou wouldst be so kind and understanding, madam?’ ‘Haha, fear not, whipped slave! I fancy there shall be yet more STING to come!’ ‘Pray, mistress. Mercy, mistress.’ 'Feelest thou the wrath of my husband’s WHIP, slave?... ...Haha, I’ll wager thou sens...