Dandies
A magnificent dandy-sir, and his equally magnificent wife, mock me in the town pillory ‘Haha, what a fine fellow you make! And a lover of SOCKS, I see? Opine on my SOCKS, I beseech you. Are they to your slavish liking?’ ‘Oh pray master sir, if it pleases you master sir, this sock slavey is indeed most enamoured by your bright blue socks, sir, begging your pardon and forgiveness, most mighty master sir?’ The lady just laughs at me, though, if truth be told, I admire her BOOTS and SOCKS even more than the master-sir’s SOCKS! A dandy master-sir, looking splendid in all his finery, mockingly asks me to opine on his SOCKS! I most humbly and graciously express my slavish admiration for his SOCKS And there is, indeed, much to admire about them - the bright blue colour... ...the lines of STITCHING in the SOCKS! His good lady wife just laughs at me as I obsequiously praise her dandy-husband's SOCKS! But, if truth be told, I would be only too happy to express my slavish admiration fo...