Clever vs Dumb
The Asian businesswoman steadfastly ignores me as I dutifully lickshine her smart, businesslike loafer-shoes. And rightly so, for I’m sure she has much more important things on which to concentrate on her laptop! Unlike me, she’s clever. I’m just a dumbass slave, fit only to taste where she has been!
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| A clever young businesswoman uses a dumbass public shoelick | 
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| She ignores him whilst he dutifully lickshines her shoes | 
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| She has much more important things to concentrate on | 
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| Unlike the slave, who must focus on her SHOES and SOCKS! | 
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| He realises there is more intelligence in her SOCKS than there is in the whole of his lowly being | 
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| He's just a dumb shoelicker! | 
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| He lickshines shoes for a lowly living... | 
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| ...the shoes of his betters... | 
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| ...of high-flyers! | 
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| Haha, what a dumbass! | 









