Semi-regular visitor to my face, and ardent chain smoker, Ms
Arabella madam, mockingly flicks her cigarette ash down on top of my humble
head as I kiss-respect her dirty, red sneakers and eye-up her short, black socks late at night.
It seems I’m doubling up tonight as her humble ashtray head!
She warns me not to ‘allow’ any of her hot, cigarette ashes to
fall onto her sneakers. Only the top of my bald head can be burnt with
impunity. I therefore fervently hope and pray that none of the ashes
inadvertently fall onto Ms Arabella madam’s sneakers whilst I am
kiss-respecting them!
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Chain-smoker Ms Arabella madam's hot cigarette ash rains down on top of my humble head as I kiss-respect her sneakers |
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She is deliberately flicking her cigarette ash down onto my ashtray head! |
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She warns me to make sure the hot ashes stay on my head and don't sully her sneakers! |
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I must, therefore, keep my humble, sneaker-kissing head as still as possible... |
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...and absorb the burning ashes into my bald pate! |
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Some of the ashes, inevitably, fall down onto my cheeks |
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But fortuitously NOT onto Ms Arabella madam's much more important and precious sneakers! |
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Of course, I have to manoeuvre my head to some extent to ensure that my lowly lips make purchase with her shoes |
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The most important thing is that her late-night sneakers, which will have been on her feet all day, are fully respected! |
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My customers MUST feel respected! |
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Eventually, she gigglingly turns her back on me... |
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...and smirkingly walks off... |
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...justifiably proud of her double humiliation of me as her ashtray-cum-footkisser! |
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Chain smoker that she is, she also takes a long, languorous drag on her cigarette... |
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...as I keep my humble head low behind her departing feet |
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I ponder my lowliness... |
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...as some of her cigarette ash slips down off my feckless forehead and into my eyes! |
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At least Ms Arabella madam's sneakers were unsullied by her cigarette ash |
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That's the most important thing. And that mark on her ankle was already there! |