Olga’s Whip
In Praise Of My Mistress Olga’s Whip
Olga’s whip,
Hangs on the door.
Olga’s whip,
Incredibly sore!
Olga’s whip,
Cruel and biting.
Olga’s whip,
Slim and exciting!
I kneel and admire my mistress’s whip,
Though truly I fear its companionship!
My mistress Olga’s brown leather, single-tailed, cowhide whip dominates my existence. I make sure I show proper respect for my beautiful mistress at all times, precisely because of my fear of her whip:
Likewise I know my place, thanks to the power of her whip, which is at the feet of her and her boyfriend:
My mistress Olga invites her boyfriend – my master sir – to rest his weary foot on the nape of my neck, because he is, as she kindly explains to him, a much better man than me. Unlike me, the master sir can happily turn his back on the whip – for he knows it will never strike his back in anger! That’s because my mistress adores him, as much as she despises me.
Finally, I humbly kiss my mistress Olga’s boots, next to the master-sir’s bare foot and flip flop which had, until recently, rested on the back of my rusty, iron-collared neck, in the sure and certain knowledge that, deep inside those brown, leather cowboy boots, my mistress is wearing short, white anklesocks (I know that, because I smoothed them onto her pretty feet first thing this morning) – and that her whip, though it hangs on the back of her door, is never far from my back!