Stairwell Superiors
Local sink-estate mistresses, misses Carly and Poppy madams, are busy humbling me on the stairwell of their apartment block. Neither of them could be accurately described as ‘academically gifted’. Having both left school several years ago with no qualifications, they are both still, as far as I’m aware, unemployed and living on a mixture of Female State benefits and the proceeds of crime. They are, of course, immune from prosecution, being female and therefore above the Law – all in all a very nice lifestyle if you are young, free and female and living in the Gynarchy!
But, oh my God, unemployed petty criminals or not, these two young women are undeniably both my betters! My god – they are amongst the Gynarchy’s elite, being pretty and female, whereas I’m just an anonymous and ugly, middle-aged, male head-in-the-wall! Mistress Carly – the girl having her sneakers kiss-respected by me in the scene below – is particularly aware of her social and legal superiority over me, often referring to me disparagingly as the local ‘f**kwit head’ (which I am):
‘Yo, kiss my sneakers, an’ that, f**kwit head, or I’ll have you whipped, an’ that, yeah?’
‘Yes, mistress Carly madam! At once, mistress Carly madam. Please don’t beat me, madam. I’m frightened of you, miss!’
Her fellow-unemployed, female friend chirps in:
‘Haha! F**kin’ kick his head in, an’ that, Carly babe! Haha – he’s, like, well helpless an’ at our mercy, innit though?’
The two young women then laugh out loud at the ‘f**kwit head’ desperately kissing Ms Carly’s sneaker toes – not lasciviously, as a lover might do; but respectfully, and fearfully, as befits a male slave in the presence of his all-powerful, female betters. As Ms Poppy madam has so eloquently pointed out, I am completely helpless and at their female mercy! And so I show respect where respect is due – which is on the street-soiled footwear of my stairwell superiors!
I can only hope and pray that their respective manly boyfriends, masters Darren sir and Connor sir – also my unemployed superiors – come along soon and distract their recidivistic, young-womanly attention from me!
