Bludgeoner
Compared to many of the other guard-mistresses, petite and comely officer-mistress Ms Macie Madam is actually quite friendly, most of the time - though she has been known to arbitrarily enter a prisoner's cell and bludgeon him across the ribs and torso with her makeshift bludgeon which she has specially adapted with metal spikes. She will do so for no apparent reason, other than her female power and authority over the male prisoner. It seems to give her a buzz.
We prisoners therefore ensure that we do not take advantage of her relatively friendly and compassionate nature and that we show her the utmost respect whenever she approaches our respective cells - especially if she is carrying her dreaded bludgeon. The likelihood of avoiding a painful blugdeoning in such circumstances appears to be commensurate with the degree of prisoner-slavish respect afforded to her uniform boots!
We prisoners therefore ensure that we do not take advantage of her relatively friendly and compassionate nature and that we show her the utmost respect whenever she approaches our respective cells - especially if she is carrying her dreaded bludgeon. The likelihood of avoiding a painful blugdeoning in such circumstances appears to be commensurate with the degree of prisoner-slavish respect afforded to her uniform boots!
