Million Feetkisses
The Gynarchy magistrate-mistress sentences me to 'a million feetkisses' - starting with her own! It's effectively a life sentence since, no matter how diligently I try, I can never expect to kiss that many feet in the years I have left to me. Meanwhile the two Gynarchy Court bailiff-mistresses are looking forward to escorting me down to the foothole dungeons where I can continue my humiliating life sentence by kissing their boots.