Wake Up Call
'Wake up, lazy slave! How DARE you be asleep when my shoes need cleaning! Get your tongue to work this instant!'
'Yes, mistress Helen madam! At once, mistress Helen madam. Please don't hurt me, mistress! I like your socks, madam.'
Insomniac regular customer-mistress Ms Helen madam is not best pleased that I have been sleeping on the job. Then again, it is just gone 2 AM! However, as we can all agree, a mistress's needs and wishes must always take priority over a public humble-head's, and if Ms Helen madam requires her sneakers to be lickshined whilst she pops out of the house for a late night cigarette, then lickshined they must be!
I see she is still wearing her Xmas socks even though Xmas was over two days ago. They look very slovenly and creased. I admire all Ms Helen's socks. She is a sock goddess. I'm hoping that by complimenting her on her socks at this late hour I can curry favour with her and thus avoid being beaten. Did you know that, on average, a Gynarchy humble head can expect to be kicked or spat at 17 times a day by disgruntled customer-masters or mistresses? Mind you, we have it easy compared to Gynarchy household footservants who are oftentimes whipped anything up to 25 times a day! As slaves, we must all learn to do better and to please our masters and betters!
'Yes, mistress Helen madam! At once, mistress Helen madam. Please don't hurt me, mistress! I like your socks, madam.'
Insomniac regular customer-mistress Ms Helen madam is not best pleased that I have been sleeping on the job. Then again, it is just gone 2 AM! However, as we can all agree, a mistress's needs and wishes must always take priority over a public humble-head's, and if Ms Helen madam requires her sneakers to be lickshined whilst she pops out of the house for a late night cigarette, then lickshined they must be!
I see she is still wearing her Xmas socks even though Xmas was over two days ago. They look very slovenly and creased. I admire all Ms Helen's socks. She is a sock goddess. I'm hoping that by complimenting her on her socks at this late hour I can curry favour with her and thus avoid being beaten. Did you know that, on average, a Gynarchy humble head can expect to be kicked or spat at 17 times a day by disgruntled customer-masters or mistresses? Mind you, we have it easy compared to Gynarchy household footservants who are oftentimes whipped anything up to 25 times a day! As slaves, we must all learn to do better and to please our masters and betters!
