Valentine Tease
The bright young woman mocks me in front of her boyfriend by teasing me with her pink Valentine's Day socks. She emphasises to me that the lovehearts on the socks aren't for me - but are for her boyfriend whom, she gleefully informs me, is handsome, virile and great in bed! She further points out that I'm just a public humble-head and that no woman would ever look at me romantically!
She and her boyfriend then laugh out loud at me.
For my humble part, I only wish the superb young woman would move her foot closer to my face so that I might respectfully kiss her pink-socked ankle.