Unrequited Love
You can tell by the stony expression on this pretty customer's face that the love hearts on her socks aren't directed at me. She clearly despises me- and rightly so, for I am just a common-or-garden public shoelick. She doesn't find me in the least bit attractive!
For my humble part, however, I am in love with her socks.
For my humble part, however, I am in love with her socks.