Decrepit & Old
'Kiss my foot, decrepit old slaveman!'
'Yes, miss. At once, miss. I like your socks, pretty miss!'
'Tccchh! Is you fick, or summit, slave? I SAID, kiss my foot, an' that! Jeez!'
'Yes, miss. Sorry, miss!'
I shut up and kiss the young woman's foot. She is clearly not interested in conversing with me - a decrepit old footkisser. I do like her socks, though!