Deep Sock Syndrome

After decades of lickshining the female public's shoes and boots, the elderly public shoelick has developed 'deep sock syndrome' - a condition whereby he simply has to know what type of socks (if any) the customer is wearing inside her shoes! Oftentimes he is therefore compelled to ask the customer-mistress what type of socks she is wearing, if their socks are hidden by their outer footwear.

Fortunately, in the case of his current client, he has no need to disturb her with such an impertinent question, as he can clearly see that she is wearing black cotton socks inside her tasselled ankle boots. 









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