The happy couple spot me from across the yard:
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| 'Haha, look honey - a footslave!... 
 
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| ...Make him kiss your pink sneakers. They're filthy!' 
 
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| 'You heard my husband, footboy! Kiss my sneaker!' 
 
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| 'And the other one!' 
 
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| 'Haha, make sure he kisses the dirtiest parts, honey - not just the uppers!' 
 
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| 'Obey my husband, boy! Do as you're told!' 
 
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| 'Yes, mistress-madam. I obey you and your husband... 
 
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| ...You are my masters!' 
 
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| 'Haha, what a loser - kissing my wife's filthy sneakers!' 
 
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| 'Yes, master-sir. You're better than me, master-sir... 
 
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| ...as is your wife, sir!' 
 
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| 'I'm not fit to look at her above the sock, sir!' 
 
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