The Dangers Of Being A Public Humble-Head
As a public humble-head, I live in constant fear of being stomped on by my customers - especially those wearing spiked heels or heavy, platform boots! Fortunately, my current customer seems mercifully distracted by her phone call with her boyfriend, just as I am mercifully distracted by her socks!
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| As I lickshine the side of her distracted sneaker, I ponder how much damage such a heavy, feminine sneaker could do to my humble head! | 
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| Fortunately, the pretty wearer of the sneaker seems distracted by her phone call... | 
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| ...just as I am mercifully distracted by her socks! | 
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| I love the fact that her socks are so flimsy and short in such an oversized pair of sneakers! | 
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| This young woman certainly has style! | 
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| Even her leg tattoo adds to her stylishness! | 
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| Whereas I am just a nondescript humble head... | 
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| ...fit only to lickshine the shoes, boots and sneakers of my betters | 
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| My whole head is worth less than this young woman's shoes! | 
 
 
