The Dangers Of Being A Public Humble-Head

As a public humble-head, I live in constant fear of being stomped on by my customers - especially those wearing spiked heels or heavy, platform boots! Fortunately, my current customer seems mercifully distracted by her phone call with her boyfriend, just as I am mercifully distracted by her socks!

As I lickshine the side of her distracted sneaker, I ponder how much damage such a heavy, feminine sneaker could do to my humble head!

Fortunately, the pretty wearer of the sneaker seems distracted by her phone call...

...just as I am mercifully distracted by her socks!

I love the fact that her socks are so flimsy and short in such an oversized pair of sneakers!

This young woman certainly has style!

Even her leg tattoo adds to her stylishness!

Whereas I am just a nondescript humble head...

...fit only to lickshine the shoes, boots and sneakers of my betters

My whole head is worth less than this young woman's shoes!

 

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