The Dangers Of Being A Public Humble-Head
As a public humble-head, I live in constant fear of being stomped on by my customers - especially those wearing spiked heels or heavy, platform boots! Fortunately, my current customer seems mercifully distracted by her phone call with her boyfriend, just as I am mercifully distracted by her socks!
As I lickshine the side of her distracted sneaker, I ponder how much damage such a heavy, feminine sneaker could do to my humble head! |
Fortunately, the pretty wearer of the sneaker seems distracted by her phone call... |
...just as I am mercifully distracted by her socks! |
I love the fact that her socks are so flimsy and short in such an oversized pair of sneakers! |
This young woman certainly has style! |
Even her leg tattoo adds to her stylishness! |
Whereas I am just a nondescript humble head... |
...fit only to lickshine the shoes, boots and sneakers of my betters |
My whole head is worth less than this young woman's shoes! |