Washroom Socks-Kisser
He is employed purely as a female-washroom socks kisser. That's literally all he does all day - kiss women's socks! Haha, what a loser! Let's all laugh at him!
The customer gets her priorities right - she first washes her hands and face at the washroom pedestal |
She then inspects herself in the mirror |
Only then does she accede to having her socks kiss-respected by the lowly, at-pedestal socks-kisser! |
To be fair, he's very good at kissing socks. |
Mind you, he ought to be - that's all he does all day; day in and day out! |
Seemingly unimpressed, the young woman wearer of the socks silently turns her back on him and walks away |
He bows his head behind her departing socks, in awe and shame |
He realises it is an honour for him to kiss all his customers' socks! |
Socks dominate his lowly life... |
...the socks of his female betters! |