Washroom Socks-Kisser
He is employed purely as a female-washroom socks kisser. That's literally all he does all day - kiss women's socks! Haha, what a loser! Let's all laugh at him!
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| The customer gets her priorities right - she first washes her hands and face at the washroom pedestal | 
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| She then inspects herself in the mirror | 
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| Only then does she accede to having her socks kiss-respected by the lowly, at-pedestal socks-kisser! | 
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| To be fair, he's very good at kissing socks. | 
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| Mind you, he ought to be - that's all he does all day; day in and day out! | 
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| Seemingly unimpressed, the young woman wearer of the socks silently turns her back on him and walks away | 
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| He bows his head behind her departing socks, in awe and shame | 
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| He realises it is an honour for him to kiss all his customers' socks! | 
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| Socks dominate his lowly life... | 
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| ...the socks of his female betters! | 
 
 
