Clean My Cousin's Shoes, Sockieboy!

Regular visitor to my public shoelick chair, Ms Mukta madam, introduces me to her cousin from Pakistan, Ms Hazeema madam – or rather, to Ms Hazeema’s shoes!

‘Clean my cousin Hazeema’s shoes, sockieboy! And make sure you get your tongue right in between the treads. I want you to really taste where she has been walking!’

‘Yes, Ms Mukta madam. At once, Ms Mukta madam!’

Ms Hazeema looks down upon me triumphantly from the raised shoelick-chair of power as her cousin, Ms Mukta, orders me to tongue-clean her shoes

I must taste where Ms Hazeema has been walking

Being a pathetic sockieboy, I can't help but eye-up her sock

Such superb rows of white stitching!

Ms Mukta's view of my shoecleaning efforts on her cousin's shoes

Ms Hazeema's view of my humble, shoecleaning head

The two young women laugh and joke about me - and rightly so; for I am a joke!

 

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