His Ignominious Position

Some wag has placed their dirty old discarded SHOES and SOCKS on either side of the public footslave’s humble head as he must silently and reverentially study the FEET of two of his regular customers – misses Mukta and Arabella madams – who are standing directly in front of him whilst they are discussing matters which do not concern him, high above him. By Law, his only concerns must be with their FEET and FOOTWEAR. He must think about nothing else, other than his overall lowliness and inferiority vis-à-vis all his customers and their FEET, be they male, female or non-binary. 

Haha, the smokers' feetkisser is surrounded by the FEET and FOOTWEAR of his BETTERS...

...as two of them, misses Mukta and Arabella madams, are holding a conversation high above his humble head!

Let's zoom in on the footslave's ignominious position and see things from his lowly point of view! 

Firstly, we can see that someone has placed their dirty old SHOE on the side of his face. Haha, that must SMELL? Mind you, the SWEATY DISCARDED SOCK covering his nose probably mitigates the SMELL of the SHOE?

To his left, he has a good, if humbling, view of Ms Arabella madam's pink-heart-themed grey SOCK

And to his right is regular customer Ms Mukta's familiar DIRT-STAINED, red white and blue SNEAKER

As if to add insult to injury, only her RIGHT SOCK, the one farthest from his face, is visible!

How the old fool would dearly love to be close enough to that PLAIN GREY SOCK to be able to count the STITCHES in it!

As if he doesn't have enough SOCKS to contend with! Haha!

He really is a pathetic fool, required BY LAW to never think about his BETTERS above their SHOES and SOCKS!

DIRTY SHOES and SOCKS are his BREAD and BUTTER...

...whilst the SUPERIOR WEARERS of those SHOES and SOCKS barely give him a second thought!

He's just a common, down-in-the-dirt FOOTSLAVE!

Haha, let's all laugh at him in his ignominious position!


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