Impressing The Ladies
Here you see a handsome, free male master-sir chatting up three young women who are using and abusing me out on the street by showing them his whip and offering to beat me about the face with it. Fortunately for me, none of the three ladies appears that impressed with the master-sir’s boastfulness, but I nevertheless redouble my efforts on the Chinese girl’s boots, just in case she decides to take the master-sir up on his kind offer!
Meanwhile I can hear the Gynarchy magistrate master-sir who put me here seeking to impress hisladyfriend. This is what he is saying:
‘Ha! Ha! You see, my dear? This is the convicted prisoner-slave I was telling you about whom I sentenced to life as a public footservant. Ha! Ha! See how he must kiss that young Asian woman’s boot whilst her friend rests her sneakered and socked foot on top of his humble head! We can have him kiss your boots and socks, if you’d like, my darling? He is completely at everyone’s mercy, including ours, and I’m the one that put him there! Ha! Ha!’
Unlike the other three girls, the triumphalist magistrate master-sir’s girlfriend appears to be much more impressed at her man’s power and authority, and several minutes later, after the gaggle of girls and their handsome, male wooer had gone, I did indeed find my face confronted with the brown leather ankleboots and thick, grey bootsocks of the magistrate master-sir’s ladyfriend.
Although any immediate threat of a face whipping had gone, mindful of the master-sir’s walking cane I endeavoured to show the utmost respect towards his redheaded girlfriend’s boots and socks, since that’s the only impression a male humble head like me can make on a lady – the impression left by my lickspittle lips on her arrogantly outstretched boot-toe. As the mighty magistrate master-sir had said, truly I am in everyone’s power and at their mercy!