Local Tour Guide
Local girl and regular customer, Ms Su Ling madam, is showing her cousin from China around the Gynarchy. As the local, public humble-head, I am one of the 'must-see sights' for a visitor from abroad:
'This our local humble-head. He a sockieboy slave - he like look at people sock while kiss people feet! Haha! He a moron!'
'Haha! I make him look at my socks. I make him kiss my feet!'
And with that our esteemed overseas guest duly imposes her superb Chinese sneakers and socks on my menial mouth. I feel honoured.