Wake Up Slave!

'SLAVE! SLAVE! WAKE UP, SLAVE! I WANT MY BOOTS LICKED!'

It's 3:00 AM and I am rudely awakened by beautiful, but eccentric, local girl Ms Ffion madam - clearly a bit of an insomniac! But by rights, of course, she could have just kicked me in the face in order to awaken me from my slumbers. All my customers have the right, in Law, to kick me in the face. So I should be grateful to her for showing compassion and mercy towards me.

I am grateful!














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