To Be Sniffed At

The local resident humiliates the municipal humble-head by making him 'sniff the pretty rose' on her dainty house slipper. Although the fool promptly buries his nose in the decorative, red plastic flower, all he can really smell is the aroma of her plain black sock.

As she turns and walks away from him, he rues the fact that he never even got to kiss her on the sock!














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