Important vs Banal
The pretty customer-mistress has important work to get on
with on her laptop whilst I get on with my much more banal work of lickshining
her shoes.
It’s important, nevertheless, that this pretty customer-mistress should not have to walk around in dirty shoes!
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| Important work vs banal work | 
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| I think most people would agree that my humble task - that of lickshining my customer's shoes - is the banal work? | 
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| But it does have its compensations. For instance, I get to study the pretty customer's SOCKS! | 
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| I can see every individual STITCH in the upper of her SOCK! | 
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| And not many people can say that! | 
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| I consider it an HONOUR to be so close to another, superior person's SOCKS! | 
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| And let's face it - this young woman is most definitely my superior! | 
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| Else why would I be having to lickshine her SHOES? | 
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| I'm just a pathetic, down-in-the-dirt, shoelicking slave! | 
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| Where I belong... | 
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| ...down amongst the DIRT, and the SHOES and the SOCKS of my BETTERS | 
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| Fit only to look them in the SOCK as I taste where they have been! | 
 
 
