I very much enjoy the company of my betters, but I must acknowledge
that they are, by definition, not my friends. I do so, of course, by humbly and
respectfully kissing their dirty BOOTS and SHOES on their FEET!
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A stranger approaches me late at night - my BETTER; not my friend!
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| I brace my lips for some slavish kiss-respecting of her BOOTS |
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| The BOOTS stop directly in front of me, as if showing off their SCUFFMARKS and DIRTINESS! |
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| Then the RIGHT BOOT is unceremoniously shoved onto my menial mouth |
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| Swiftly followed by the LEFT female BOOT! |
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| I'm gratified to note that, as I am feverishly kiss-respecting the muddy BOOT-TOE... |
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| ...the top of the customer's SOCK is just visible thanks to the temporary riding up of her jean leg! |
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| Not that the pretty wearer of the SOCK is even aware of its exposure to my face! |
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Nor does she care!
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She is entirely focused on the contents of her phone, as she jolly well should be!
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| For I am a nothing and a nobody, and the fact I can see her SOCK is neither here nor there! |
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| When she switches FEET again, her RIGHT SOCKTOP is slightly less visible |
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| Again, this is neither here nor there! |
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| But it means the world to me - just to be able to see a tiny sliver of a customer's SOCK! |
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She turns to leave
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No friendly words of departure. And nor should there be. My esteemed customer is not my friend!
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| I continue to humbly and respectfully look up to her SOCK |
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| Indeed, I feel a foolish sense of slavish awe and wonderment at being able to view such a pretty stranger's SOCK at such close quarters, and especially when my unworthy mouth still tastes of her DIRTY BOOTLEATHER! |
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