Patio Footslave
The patio footslave must kiss his master’s girlfriend’s tattooed and pedicured foot whilst serving as a footrest for his master’s sneakered feet. Unfortunately for the slave, the mistress’s sandal is somewhat obscuring her foot tattoo, but we can inform him that it says:
After bad luck comes good fortune
though not for the likes of him, of course! He’s just a slave!
What do you think the slave can smell most down there?
· The mistress’s brown leathery sandal
· Her pedicured toenail
· Her bare foot aroma
· Or the smell of the master’s rubbery sneakers