Not A Pipe Dream
Goddess officer-mistress Ms Nazia madam likes to beat up the prisoners in her charge with a length of heavy, lead pipe. She must therefore be shown the utmost respect whenever she approaches your cell door with a look of steely determination on her pretty face. For this is NOT a pipe dream - your impending pain and suffering shall soon be very real if you fail to placate her through the abject kissing of her authoritative feet!