Arbitrary Increase in Sentence

The platinum blonde prison-governess mistress takes great personal delight in informing me, the day before my due release date, that she has decided to exercise her governess powers to increase my sentence in the foothole dungeons from 5 years to 25 years. She then gloatingly orders me to kiss her feet and to thank her for her 'arbitrary decision' (her words) - which, of course, I do immediately and with good grace, lest she arbitrarily increase my sentence to 35 years!

What a superbly powerful young woman!

She walks away from me in triumph and, as she does so, I can't help contemplating how lucky her husband is to see her softer, gentler side. Thanks to her, all I shall be seeing for the next two decades, from inside my humble cell-door hatch, is feet!









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