Footoire Etiquette

*Footoire - A public booth in which a mistress can have her footwear attended to by a public footservant

The following extract is taken from a publication entitled 'A footoire-slave's guide to footoire etiquette' which is in use in footslave training colleges throughout the Gynarchy:

'Because you are a mere footoire slave, you can expect to spend much of your humble time being shouted at, scolded and criticised. That's because you are thick and must constantly be told by your superior customers when and where to lick on their shoes. Your customers are cleverer than you, so you must respect, admire and obey them. You are nothing but a footoire fool. Maybe the whip would teach you your rightful place?

So, when a customer enters your booth you do NOT look up at her, fool. Instead you keep your head humbly bowed and focussing on the accumulated dirt on the floor from your previous customers' shoes until your current customer positions herself down comfortably onto the stool in front of you. Than, and only then, you may look at her feet - instantly admiring WHATEVER she is wearing on them, and praising and blessing the mistress for deigning to enter your lowly presence.

You will then politely enquire of the mistress what she requires you to do - lickshine her shoes, or merely kiss-respect her footwear? Are you required to serve her socks, or merely her outer footwear?

Throughout your humble transactions with the superior being in front of you, you must demonstrate a footslavish interest in her feet and footwear. When did she last bathe her feet? Are her socks comfortable? Were they a gift from her magnificent husband or boyfriend? If so, would she be so kind as to invite him round to your footoire booth so that you might kiss-respect his feet and congratulate him on such an excellent choice of socks for his beautiful female partner?

In saying all these things you risk, of course, invoking the customer-mistress's wrath, for she might not be in the mood for a 'chat'. It is a risk you must take, for sullen silence is most unbecoming in a footoire slave!

Throughout your interaction with your customer you must particularly admire her socks - for her socks are intimate items of footwear which you are privileged to be near.

When your customer decides to leave you (and only she can decide when your humble work is done) you will kiss her feet and thank her kindly for her kind visit to you - even if during the course of that visit she has been unkind to you e.g. slapping you across the face; forcing you to sniff her sweaty socks etc. You will respectfully bemoan her departure and express the fervent wish that she will visit you again soon, whilst staring at the dirty ground on which her feet have just been resting...

Addendum: If your booth is designated as a 'non-smoking' booth, but your customer still chooses to smoke, you will say nothing, for a mistress is above the Law and your customer is always right. You shall, of course, be punished by the authorities at a later date for permitting the act of smoking to take place in your footoire, but it is only right and proper that you should be the one to be punished for your customers' misdemeanours. You are, after all, a slave!'










































Watch the video slideshow

Popular posts from this blog

Between The Toes

My Job