As a domestic SOCK SLAVEY, my default, ready-to-serve position must always be to kneel next to a guest's ANKLE, studying their SOCK, lest he or she requires me to smooth out any CREASES in it!
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| Ms Felicity madam, a guest in my mistress's house, is relaxing in an armchair in my mistress's living room ... |
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| ...catching up with her text messages whilst her hostess makes them both some tea |
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| At such times, I must silently kneel with my humble head next to the guest's FOOT... |
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| ...studying their SOCK (the one closest to my face)... |
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| ...in case I am suddenly ordered to smooth out any CREASES in said SOCK! |
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| Such is the pathetic, lowly life of a domestic SOCK SLAVEY! |
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| He must always be ready to serve his mistress's, or her guests', SOCKS! |
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| He must therefore study the SOCK in great detail and be alert to any potential issues with the SOCK... |
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| ...so that the SOCK WEARER can focus on higher things! |
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| Having said that, I am absolutely forbidden to touch a guest's SOCK without their explicit permission! |
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| So if they remain unconcerned, or even unaware, at any CREASES in their SOCKS... |
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| ...all I can do is continue to study and wait on the SOCK! Ms Felicity will let me know if and when she wants it straightened! |
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