Phone Goddess
Like many of my customers these days, she’s a goddess who is never off her phone. She doesn’t speak to me, but she doesn’t need to. Her body language – especially the act of stretching forth her sneakered foot in front of my face – does all the talking for her!
I am to kiss her feet.
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Phone goddess alert! |
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A tracksuited phone goddess is approaching me! |
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Her sneakers and socks stop directly in front of my face |
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Then her right, sneakered foot is unceremoniously shoved towards my menial mouth for respect-kissing |
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Swiftly followed by her left |
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Meanwhile, the phone goddess is preoccupied with her phone |
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Checking her text messages and social media, no doubt? |
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She only interrupts her phone messaging to glance down at me as she switches feet again in front of my face |
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She is inspecting my lipwork on her shoes and ensuring my lowliness |
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She needn't worry - I only have lips for her sneakers and eyes for her socks |
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Her SOCKS! |
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My humbling view |