Making A Splash

 She splashes her way towards me in the pouring rain, umbrella in hand:

‘You a dirty slave. You kiss my boot, dirty!’

Her accent is distinctly Chinese, but, of course, her words speak a universal truth. I am just a dirty slave and I should be kissing her boot – the boot of my better!

‘Yes, mistress madam. At once, mistress madam. Pray forgive my dirtiness, mistress?’

‘You no talk, dirty slave! Only kiss Chinese lady boot! You a slave you obey!’

I shut up and do what any slave does best – I kiss the Chinese lady’s rain-splashed BOOT!

‘Haha. You kiss pretty Chinese lady boot! You a moron! You a f***wit slave! I laugh at you!’

As she turns to leave me like the drenched rat that I am, even the backs of her BOOTS splash me with rainwater, thereby indicating their utter contempt for me! And rightly so.

Her BOOTS splash through the puddles on their way towards me

‘You a dirty slave. You kiss my boot, dirty!’

‘Yes, mistress madam. At once, mistress madam. Pray forgive my dirtiness, mistress?’

‘You no talk, dirty slave! Only kiss Chinese lady boot! You a slave you obey!’

I duly shut up and obey. I kiss her rain-splashed BOOT

Swiftly followed by the other one

‘Haha. You kiss pretty Chinese lady boot! You a moron! You a f***wit slave! I laugh at you!’ 

Her mocking laughter directed towards me pierces through the sound of the heavy rain

She's still laughing with joy and glee as she turns her back on me...

...and walks away...

...leaving me to rot in the sodden concrete behind her

Even the backs of her BOOTS contemptuously splash their dirty rainwater onto my confined face!


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