As I kiss-respect my master Simon sir’s LEFT SOCK on his manly ankle
at the end of another long day of SOCK-SERVITUDE on my humble part, he
masterfully demands that I give him an account of his beloved wife’s SOCKS:
‘Sock slavey, since you have been following my wife's sneakers to
heel throughout most of the day, give me a blow-by-blow account of her SOCKS on
her ankles. I want to hear about every CREASE and FOLD you observed; every KINK
in the STITCHING of her socks. And you’d better be able to give me the exact
TIMINGS of each CREASE and KINK, or it’ll be the WHIP for you! Do you hear me,
sockieboy?’
‘Yes, master sir. I obey you, master sir. I shall relate
to you a full account of your wife’s socks, sir, whilst I am kissing your
socks, most magnificent master sir. Truly, I am the slave of your and your wife's SOCKS, sir. Please don’t beat me, master sir?’
I then proceed to do just that, describing in great detail every
observable nook and cranny of his wife’s SOCKS to my esteemed master-sir,
including the timings of my pathetic observations. Not that master Simon sir is
all that interested in his wife’s SOCKS. He is more concerned to establish my absolute
devotion to and obsession with his wife’s SOCKS, and to ensure my continued SOCK-SLAVISHNESS
towards his beloved wife, as well as to his own good self, of course! Hence, I include words of praise for his SOCKS too, as I humbly kiss them on his masterful feet. 
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| Master Simon sir demands that I account for his wife's SOCKS, as I kiss-respect his SOCKS | 
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| This is how I spend most of my humble day as a SOCK SLAVEY - kissing and admiring SOCKS... | 
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| ...The SOCKS of my BETTERS i.e. of my MASTER and MISTRESS and all their FRIENDS! | 
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| I dare not look my master above the SOCK as I give my detailed account of his wife's SOCKS! | 
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| The side of my master's SOCK | 
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| The back of my master's SOCK | 
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| Kissing and simultaneously breathing in the aroma of my master's SOCK | 
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| I fear his SOCKS... | 
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| ...and the POWER they have over me, in the form of the WHIP! | 
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| Hence, I simultaneously praise the master's SOCKS as I laud praise upon his wife's SOCKS | 
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| 'Oh pray master Simon sir, praise be unto your and your wife's SOCKS, sir!... | 
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| ...I kiss your SOCKS, master sir. I'm just your, and your wife's, sockieboy slave, sir. Oh your SOCKS, sir!' |