Maths Student

On a bright and sunny day in my dirty alcove, a bright and intelligent female student from the nearby university approaches me for a kiss-respecting of her feet during one of her cigarette breaks. She must be a maths student, for she orders me to count the number of CREASES in her SOCK whilst I am putting my lips on her SHOE!

She walks towards me from across the yard on a bright and sunny day but without a particularly sunny disposition!

Nevertheless, we know she must be super bright and intelligent as she is a student at the nearby prestigious Female University

Her university SNEAKERS and SOCKS stop directly in front of my face

And the RIGHT SNEAKER is then the first to be unceremoniously shoved onto my menial mouth for respect-kissing

Swiftly followed by the LEFT SNEAKER

I kiss the FEMALE SNEAKER down amongst all the other MALE WEEDS!

She, understandably, can barely bring herself to look at me, so inferior am I to her

But she does graciously glance down to inspect my lowly lipwork on her SHOE

'Mentally count the number of CREASES in my SOCK while you're kissing my FOOT, stupid slave!'

I instantly obey, silently counting the bright young woman's SOCK CREASES in my humble head

I wonder if she may be a maths student, given her prediction for numbers?

She is certainly beautiful!

I wonder if she already knows the answer to her mathematical SOCK PUZZLE?

How many SOCK CREASES can you count? I make it nine?


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