Perfect
The girl with the blonde ponytail, high-top sneakers and white socks is the almost perfect customer-mistress, for the following reasons:
· She has the right attitude towards me, effectively ignoring me as she chatters away in some East European language on her phone even as she arrogantly presents her outstretched foot to me for kissing (in the absence of any verbal orders from her to the contrary I am obliged, by law, to assume that the customer merely wishes her feet to be kissed, since that is my default position as an ‘ornamental footkisser’)
· Her nominally white sneakers are suitably street-soiled and dirty, with lots of ingrained dirt. They could certainly do with a good tongue-cleaning, but, like I said above, in the absence of an explicit female order to that effect I am forbidden to lick
· Her socks, by way of contrast, look clean and snowy-white, though it’s now early evening and I expect they have been on her feet all day, inside these very same scruffy, high-top sneakers, and that her socks must surely, therefore, be imbued with her dewy and vinegary foot moisture deep inside the sneaker canvas. Moreover, her socks are untidily slouched and creased around her ankles, reinforcing her ‘devil may care’ attitude towards me. To her, I am nothing more than a piece of street furniture that kisses feet, so she certainly won’t be pulling up her socks for my benefit!
The creases in her socks give me something to look at whilst I am kiss-respecting her dirty sneaker-toes, though it is very hard to concentrate on her socks as she subliminally moves her feet around. At one point she even raises her left shin behind her into the air during a particularly girlish giggle down the phone (from which I surmise that she must be talking to her boyfriend. I hope he treats her well, for a superb young woman such as this deserves to be treated well by a realman).
All too soon she wanders off, still engrossed in her Slavonic telephone conversation high above me, leaving me with a bitter taste in my mouth – that of an East European beauty’s casual sneaker-dirt, combined with the knowledge that I meant nothing to her as she only has eyes, ears and words for her manly boyfriend on the phone. And rightly so, for a perfect young woman such as this is too good for the likes of me.