Pixie Boots
Here we see the humble-headed nincompoop kissing a pair of well-worn, brown leather pixie boots. Ha! Ha! What a fool he looks with those lightweight, fairylike boots in front of his ugly face! And observe how the young woman even manoeuvres her pixie-booted foot around his menial mouth, so that his lackey lips can really get a feel for where she has been walking. Ha! Ha! Taste dirt, slave! Taste pixie-boot dirt.
No wonder the bright young woman walks away from him with a wry smile on her pretty lips – lips that will never know the bitter taste of shoe or boot leather!