Congratulations Are In Order
Many congratulations to regular customer-mistress Ms Joanne madam who is pregnant by her boyfriend, the wonderful master Samuel sir. It is truly an honour for the likes of me to stood over by the likes of them, for they are my infinite betters.
Ms Joanne waves to her friend who comes over to ask her how her pregnancy is going. I instinctively bow my humble head and kiss her friend’s bright yellow ballet-flats, as befits a down-in-the-dirt slave who is surrounded by greatness.