Footsie Socks

The young, blonde businesswoman is wearing white, lacy nylon ‘footsie’ socks inside her black, high-heeled pumps – socks designed for one purpose and one purpose alone: to line the insides of her expensive shoes and thus absorb her secret foot perspiration and moisture. Oh how deeply humbling for me to be so close to them, and how I would dearly love to run my nose along the lacy, nylon sides of those socks breathing in the intimate aroma of this bright young woman’s stinky footsweat as I do so!

But, sadly, that’s not my role in life! My job is to respectfully lickshine the outsides of her shoes. She knows it; I know it; and the elderly master-sir waiting patiently in line to have his sandals lickshined knows it. I am a licker of shoes by profession – not a sniffer of socks. More’s the pity!













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